HOW TO LOOK HOT NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING
BY THE LIFE OF BON
I feel bad for anybody who doesn't look one hundred percent rocking 24/7. I have the whole fashion thing down pat so I figured it's time to share my knowledge with the blogging world. You all are clearly in need of an expert. The Daybook, watch out, I'm taking over your reign as cutest fashion blogger ever!
In the above picture I am playing tennis with Hubs. My outfit is very stylin as you can tell. To copy this outfit you will need the following:
1. A pair of ambiguous pants. Are they long pants? No... not quite. Shorts? No, not that either. Capris? Too baggy for that. WHAT IN SAM'S HILL ARE THEY? Guess we'll never know which makes them that much cuter! Remember, the more confused people are by your look, the cuter it is!
(Answer: They are Hubs' shorts. And if you think it's pretty messed up that I have the same size of waist as Hubs, you are not alone.)
2. A big, brown, bulky belt. None of these cute, skinny belts. No cool colors like blue or orange- you will need just a big brown clunker. This makes your waist look bigger than normal, which as we all know, is the perfect complement to any look.
3. A shirt that is too tight for you. Although you can't see it in this picture, a tight grey T-shirt is the best thing to wear when participating in any physical activity. It allows for maximum under arm sweat stains that everyone can see when you raise your arms. Tacos=the new trend in fashion. Try to keep up, will you?
4. Neon shoelaces. The whole outfit should be a very blah, somber color EXCEPT the shoelaces. Look for a gray or black outfit and then add a bit of neon to really confuse everybody who looks at you. In my case I chose neon pink. Neon green and neon blue are also great. If you're really daring you can try polka dotted or striped shoelaces to really set you apart from the crowd.
5. Don't forget the hair barrette clipped to your pocket and the alien looking sunglasses. These accessories really complete the outfit. Remember, confusion=cuteness.
There you have it, folks! How to look like a million bucks no matter what you are up to. I'm full of stylish advice and wisdom so make sure to check back often to see all my super cute looks! Next week I might even show you the sweats, flip flops, and bandana that I wear when I wash my car.
